15 truths and 1 lie

See if you can pick out the lie.. Watch out though, you might not have realized what a weirdo I am :)

#1 I chewed the same piece of gum for 6 days. I was going for a straight week but accidentally swallowed it with a big gulp of chocolate milk.

#2 I didn't sleep in a bed for about seven months when I was in high school. No particular reason. I decided that I wanted to simplify my room so I moved everything out except for my gumball machine (see #1) and my bean bag.

#3 I can't sleep in a room that has any source of light in it. I have to cover the radio's little blue light with something every night before I go to bed.

#4 I have tried a lot of dumb diets. Atkins. Weight watchers. Cabbage Soup diet. One where you only eat bacon, grapefruit and eggs.

#5 When I was little I had a pet lamb named Snuggles. She would let me ride her.

#6 I used to wake up at 5am to make myself waffles, or toast and cocoa, every morning before school in 8th grade.

#7 I haven't thrown up since I was in 4th grade. My teacher asked me if I was okay, and I told her yes. After I told her that I was okay I realized that I wasn't. I felt stupid telling her that I didn't feel well, and... well, that's enough of that story...

#8 I got a stupid PETA pamphlet with pictures of inhumane treatment of animals, and now whenever I eat bacon I can't help but picture rotting pigs. I hate it! Also I watched a wild animal show with a wolf chasing a rabbit. That imagery stayed with me too, so sometimes when I eat meat I picture myself having to chase it and tear into it with my teeth. Gross, I have issues, I know.

#9 I would love to go skydiving but am terrified of bungee jumping

#10 I tried to teach myself Farsi....please don't ask me how that is going.

#11 I tried to enlist in the Marine Corp when I was in high school, they wouldn't let me join.

#12 I choked on a bit-o-honey and had to get the Heimlich in the grocery store.

#13 I have never gutted my own fish, and I never intend too.

#14 I used to want to name a kid Daiquiri. I would call him (or her?) Dax. It started out as a joke, but I really did like it at the time. But, not so much now :)

#15 I really like playing tricks on people. I won a lot of candy in elementary school so I unwrapped the wrappers and poured Tabasco sauce on the candy. Then I wrapped them back up and gave them to the people who were laying bricks on our house. ha ha ha. What a mean little kid.

#16 Sometimes I wish that someone would pick a fight with me so I can punch them in the face. I have always wanted to do that for some reason.